# Terminally online.

Canonical page: https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto

Three crypto rooms: a fictional paper-trading game, a read-only token-pool snapshot and a hypothetical valuation calculator.

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## Crypto paper-trading game with fictional market cycles

Exit liquidity is a browser game about decisions in a fictional crypto timeline. Start with $1,000 of pretend cash and choose when to buy, hold or sell.

### How to use it

- Choose a timeline and read the current price before making a decision.

- Ape in spends 25% of available cash; Paper hands sells half your tokens; Do nothing advances the timeline without trading.

- Each decision reveals the next tick. Finish the cycle to review your marked holdings, fees and result, then keep the receipt or try another run.

### Try this

The first buy starts from $1,000 and spends 25% of available cash. A 1% trading fee affects the result; repeated trades can change your outcome even when your final position looks similar.

### What you leave with

An end-of-run receipt showing marked equity, net result, fees and trades. Personal bests stay in this browser.

### Good to know

Prices and chat are authored fiction. Final holdings are marked at the last price, not liquidated; there is no slippage model. No real funds, wallets or orders are involved.

### Keep exploring

- [Check the valuation maths](https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto/delusion-dial)

- [Explore a real pool snapshot](https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto/cult-check)

- [Exit liquidity.](https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto/exit-liquidity)

- [Cult check.](https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto/cult-check)

- [Delusion dial.](https://www.theglitch.ai/tools/crypto/delusion-dial)

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